Tuesday, March 17, 2009

O, Canada

O, Canada
You look just like an Eskimo
Leather boots,
Lycra pants,
And feathers in your hair
Close enough to America
But with a distinctly
Foreign flair

O, Canada
Let me take your hand
Tall and slender, full of life
Our armies march to the same cadence
And everyone's wearing Ray Bans
The whole continent,
United as one
The south invades the north
The battle's just begun
It's a three-front war
Everybody dies
But when the dust clears...

O, Canada
The world is just like you
Beautiful and green
O, Canada
I'm down on bended knee
O, Canada
Let's do some LSD

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